CarterFoot

... Lenkus was recently spotted out of doors, on the rare occasion of his birthday. The ever-elusive boy of intrigue again refused to comment on the recent discoveries regarding his known associate Stanky Rich. When further questioned, Lenkus only had this to say to the press:

"My great, long arms reach even the farthest recesses of your imagination, and touch the slippery backs of my eyeballs"

This week we are covering the origins and little-known bip-baps about the Foot. There's a TALL dad around these parts and he's stankin' the whole place to dang heck. Please help us smell our pleasures again. This article was published without the consent of Carter or the foot, respectively.

Keep him high and dry! There's nothing else on the inside of this article! Truly the shell of a terrible idea, written by a husk of a man. Leave this internet website now!

~D-Trump